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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

“Listen here, good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… It doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.”

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from?”