- What did the Titanic say as it sank?
- I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Short joke 👇
“Remember: Satan was the first to demand equal rights”.
Not sure if this is anti-equals right, or pro-Satan.
More jokes 👇
- My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister
- What’s red and bad for your teeth? …
- The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun…
- Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? …
- I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5
- I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work