My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy.
The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, “No, it’s my first time.”
She took one out, put it on her thumb, and told me to make sure it was on tight.
I still looked confused.
She looked around the store to see if it was empty and it was.
“Just a minute.” she said and locked the door.
She led me to the back room, took off her shirt and bra.
“You like these?”
I could only nod my head.
She said to put the condom on.
As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down.
“Come on.” she said. “We don’t have much time.”
So I climbed on her.
It was so amazing that I couldn’t hold back and KAPOW! I was done in two minutes!
She looked at me concerned and asked, “Did you put the condom on?”
I said, “I sure did!”, and held up my thumb to show her.
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