I came, I clicked,
A redhead goes for a drive through the country, just enjoying the peaceful ride with her windows open. She has to stop as a shepherd is moving his flock across the road. The redhead gets out of her car to stretch and has an idea.
“Hey Mister! If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I keep one?”
The shepherd has hundreds of sheep and feels confident enough to agree. The redhead looks over the flock and says, “361.” The shepherd is stunned that she guessed correctly but, being a man of his word, allows her to pick out her favorite. The redhead is about to put her new pet in her car when the shepherd calls out to her.
“Hey Lady! If I can guess your real hair color, may I have my dog back?”
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