I heard the joke of the man, with no penis, about to ejaculate.
But it came out of nowhere.
Short joke 👇
Sex with Linux:
$ date ; unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep
More jokes 👇
- Police: Knock knock…
- Why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home?
- A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation…
- “Before I met my wife, I always felt incomplete; now I’m finished”…
- My girlfriend told me I only have two faults: apparently it’s everything I say, and everything I do
- I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly