My girlfriend told me I only have two faults: apparently it’s everything I say, and everything I do
Short joke 👇
When I was growing up,
# was pound, not hashtag
Good thing it changed, since “pound metoo” would’ve been sending the wrong message.
More jokes 👇
- Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesn’t want to hear your opinion
- I heard the joke of the man, with no penis, about to ejaculate…
- Why would anyone choose to go big when the alternative is getting to go home?
- I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy style…
- I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly
- A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely…