I came, I clicked,
A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.
Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home.
โYou kicked in the door when you couldnโt get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.โ
โJesus! So then why the hell is she in such a good mood?โ
โWhen she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, โGet your hands off me! Iโm married!โโ