I came, I clicked,
See? To prove I’m not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It’s.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It’s my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don’t touch the thermos tat.
Short joke 👇
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