I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”…

I came, I clicked,

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.

Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really upset about it. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.