I came, I clicked,




My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him…
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Me: What’s the wifi password? โฆ
- I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer โSmokingโ or โNon-smokingโโฆ
- A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeballโฆ
- As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and saidโฆ
- Wife was cleaning 12 year old son’s bedroomโฆ
- My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressionsโฆ