I came, I clicked,
Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible.
After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says “Ok, I’ll bite. Why are you invisible?”
Barack says “Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it. And then…importantly…A genie came out. The genie said I could have…3 wishes.”
For my first wish, I said “Let me say this, and this is profoundly important…I want Michelle to marry me…I love her,…and I think America will love her too.”
That wish was granted.
For my second wish, I said “Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic…and I want to be President…of the United States…so I can serve my country.”
That wish was granted too.
And then, for my third wish, I started by saying “Let me be clear…”
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