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Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible.
After attracting the bartender's attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"

Barack says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it. And then...importantly...A genie came out. The genie said I could have...3 wishes."

For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too."
That wish was granted.

For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country."
That wish was granted too.

And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear..."