I came, I clicked,
Anyone who expects to feel safe in a driverless car has never owned a printer.
Short joke 👇
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was probably a printer.
More jokes 👇
- When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety
- Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy
- If you ever do something that “feels like a hack but it works,” just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking
- “Humans will always murder, no gun law can change that!” screams a country that outlawed too much toothpaste on a plane
- lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on stupid websites…