I came, I clicked,
Nobody ever regrets playing Russian Roulette, they only regret inviting their friends.
Short joke ๐
More jokes ๐
- Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy
- Anyone who believes in huge conspiracy theories obviously hasnโt tried to get a small group of people to perform a simple task
- When I was a kid, mum used to send me to the shops with 50pโฆ
- โMr President, at 0600 hours we received the following message from outside the solar systemโฆ
- โI should cook breakfast! Itโs been a while since I did thatโฆ
- If you ever do something that โfeels like a hack but it works,โ just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking