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“Mr President, at 0600 hours we received the following message from outside the solar system. Sergeant, bring it onscreen from NASA.”
“Jesus that’s indecipherable.”
“Oh, No, sorry Mr President, that’s a Perl script we use to connect to the satellite. Give it a second.”
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