The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Short joke 👇
Raise your children, and you get to spoil your grandkids.
Spoil your children, and you get to raise your grandkids.
More jokes 👇
- Can’t wait for our cyberpunk future where roving bands of techno-thieves shoot down delivery drones for loot
- 10,000,000,000,000,000: Approximate number of ants in the world…
- I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kind of like my toaster
- My password is the last 5 digits of π
- As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead…
- If you say the radius of a pizza is “z” and its thickness is “a” — The volume of the pizza will be calculated by `pi*z*z*a`