As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead.
Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.
Short joke 👇
When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.
More jokes 👇
- A Kickstarter where you donate yearly based on your income and they build roads and hospitals and your kids can go to school for free
- The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing
- 10,000,000,000,000,000: Approximate number of ants in the world…
- Follow me on Instagram, I’ll buy you an imaginary ice cream cone
- If you say the radius of a pizza is “z” and its thickness is “a” — The volume of the pizza will be calculated by `pi*z*z*a`
- On a scale of one to invade Russia in winter, how bad is your idea?