Mostly, I just stand around being fantastic

I came, I clicked,

Mostly, I just stand around being fantastic.

A random joke?

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Wife: I’m pregnant.
Me: Hi pregnant, I’m Dad!
Wife: No you’re not.

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars?: Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

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