- How did the hipster burn his tongue on the pizza?
- He ate it “before it was cool”
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This is my new game. its called First Person Shooter and in it you have to shoot people who comment “first” on Youtube.
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- Mostly, I just stand around being fantastic
- If your software is free, how do you make money? …
- If you watch NASA backwards, it’s about a space agency that has no spaceflights capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on moon
- You can always spot extroverted mathematicians — they’re the ones who look at your feet
- Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time
- It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety