Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.
Short joke 👇
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then my illegal logging business is a success.
More jokes 👇
- Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
- How did the hipster burn his tongue on the pizza? …
- If your software is free, how do you make money? …
- There’s a guy on the train doing nothing, no smartphone, just staring out of the window
- It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety
- You make me wish I had more middle fingers