More jokes 👇

• There’s a guy on the train doing nothing, no smartphone, just staring out of the window
• Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank
• Mostly, I just stand around being fantastic
• It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety
• If only dead people and you understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal ? …
• Here is to another year pretending I like you people!