Christian (46 jokes)

We’ve discovered a planet almost identical to Earth; if it turns out Apple made it expect God to be receiving a lawsuit soon.

• 🖥️ Technology

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage?

“Let us prey.”

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?

Church

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A father in law

• 🤷‍♀️ In-laws
• ⚖️ Lawyer

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

You want me to go to a dinner party? The thing that killed Jesus?