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- What’s the first thing you do after sex?
- Continue the autopsy whilst reminding myself that a moment of weakness does not make me a bad vet
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- The next time you dislike your life, remember it’s all about perspectiveโฆ
- A genius high school chemistry student takes a test, gets his score back, and is dismayed to find that he missed exactly one question and thus would not be accepted to his University of choiceโฆ
- On the right side of your brain, there’s nothing rightโฆ
- The beauty of their women and taste of their food made the Brits the best sailors in the world
- Oh, I’m sorry, did the start of my sentence interrupt the middle of yours?
- I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don’t know I’m using blanks