You don’t need a parachute to skydive.
You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Short joke 👇
I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions
Like, “who’s blood is this”, and “where did you get it?”
More jokes 👇
- Not sure I’ve laughed more in a game than reading the files of my soldiers in Valkyria Chronicles
- what I if told you…
- We’ve discovered a planet almost identical to Earth; if it turns out Apple made it expect God to be receiving a lawsuit soon
- A goal is a dream with a deadline
- I’ve not failed…
- I opened both my water and my electricity bills at once