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A provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone’s attention, as he was a real double of the emperor Augustus.
The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: “Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?”
The reply was: “She never did. But my father frequently was here.”
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