One man complains to another:
"The slave you sold me died!"
"By the gods!", the other replies. "During the time he was in my service, he never did such a thing!"
Short joke 👇
They say “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
The most famous gift horse in history became a huge problem because no one bothered to look inside.
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