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A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening.

They walk to a nearby farm and the farmer tells them it's too late for a tow truck but he has only two extra beds and one of them will have to sleep in the barn.

The Hindu says, โ€œI'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn.โ€
But minutes later he returns and knocks on the door and says, โ€œThere is a cow in the barn. It's against my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow.โ€

So the rabbi says, โ€œIt's okay, I'll sleep in the barn.โ€
But soon, he is back knocking on the door as well, saying, โ€œThere is a pig in the barn, and I cannot shelter in a building with a pig.โ€

So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn.
Shortly, there is another knock on the door and the farmer sighs and answers it. It's the pig and the cow.