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A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared he was losing the case and asked his senior partner if he should send a box of cigars to the judge to curry favor.
The senior partner was horrified. โThe judge is an honorable man,โ he said, โIf you do that, I guarantee you’ll lose the case!โ
Eventually, the judge ruled in the young lawyers favor.
โAren’t you glad you didn’t send those cigars?โ the senior partner asked.
โOh, I did send them,โ the younger lawyer replied. โI just enclosed my opponents business card with them.โ
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