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A man stumbles across an old lamp in his work office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his boss gets double.

The man asks for his first wish. He says: "The first thing I want is a million dollars."
The genie says: "Okay, but you know that your boss gets two million."

The man said: "That's okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise."
The genie says: "Then your boss will have two beautiful houses."

The man replied: "That's fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to donate one of my kidneys."