— Do you have a hobby, Leonid Ilyich?
— Of course! I collect jokes about myself.
— Have you got many?
— Two and a half labor camps already!
Short joke 👇
Brezhnev is speaking at a party meeting. "Who said that I can only speak when I have the speech in front of me? Ha, dash, ha, dash, ha, dash."
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