The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Short joke 👇
Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip.
It’s not even your card, and you leave a $4 tip? Unreal.
More jokes 👇
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- Given the current price of gas, it’s cheaper to snort cocain and run where I gotta go
- You got an IQ that matches your shoe size