I came, I clicked,
My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my penis.
When it’s flaccid you can only see WY.
On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a local.
I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had WY tattooed on his penis.
I asked him if his girlfriends name was also Wendy.
He said ‘No. When I am aroused it says “Welcome to Jamaica - Have a nice day” ‘.
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