I came, I clicked,
“I love you lots snuggles” said my girlfriend
“And I love you tons” I replied.
“Wow fine, you don’t have a nickname for me?” she said angrily.
Sometimes I swear the fat cunt’s going deaf.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
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- My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?”โฆ
- A man goes into a local bookstore and asks the young lady assistantโฆ
- My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my penisโฆ