😂 😯 😝

A young guy met a sixty years old woman at a bar and she looked pretty good for her age.
He found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.  The young guy drank a couple of beers.

She asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 

‘What's that?', he asked. 

‘It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. 

As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, ‘No, I haven't.' 

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight's your lucky night.'
They went back to her place, they walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom…you still awake?'