I came, I clicked,
I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1
Short joke 👇
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- I’m done being a people pleaserโฆ
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- What has 6 balls and fucks all the poor people? โฆ
- I scared the postman today by going to the door completely nakedโฆ