I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be “saved” or else you’ll “burn”…

I came, I clicked,

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be “saved” or else you’ll “burn”
Stupid firemen.

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Before therapy: I think I’m fucked up
After therapy: I’m officially fucked up

I once lasted 1 hour and 2 minutes in bed.

Thank you daylight savings time.

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