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Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word โ€œtragedyโ€.

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, โ€œif my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that'd be a tragedy.โ€

โ€œNot quiteโ€, says Mr. Trump, โ€œthat would be an accident.โ€

A little girl raises her hand: โ€œif a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.โ€

โ€œI'm afraid not,โ€ explained the president. โ€œThat's what we would call a great loss.โ€

The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. โ€œIsn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? โ€œ

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, โ€œIf Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.โ€

โ€œFantastic!โ€ exclaimed Mr. Trump. โ€œThat's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?โ€

โ€œWell', said little Johnny, โ€œbecause it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and probably wouldn't be an accident either.โ€