I came, I clicked,
Why do paintings of people centuries ago never show pimples?
Are you telling me these people who drank shit water and took baths twice a decade had clear skin?
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she’s going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch
- My wife got mad at me when she asked me “Which of my friends would you want a threesome with?”โฆ
- Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincibleโฆ
- I asked my mother if I was a gifted childโฆ
- 23andme is a fake, rip-off scam websiteโฆ
- What is the best male contraceptive ? โฆ