My boss: “You’re fired…

I came, I clicked,

My boss: “You’re fired.”
Me: turns in gun and badge
My boss: “You’re a waiter where did you get those”

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?: When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired

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