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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
In a panic she told her lover โ€œHurry, stand in the corner. Don’t move until I tell you to. Just shut your eyes and pretend you’re a statue.โ€

At the moment her husband walked into the room.ย โ€œWhat’s this, honey?โ€ he asked.

โ€œOh, it’s just a statue,โ€ she replied nonchalantly. โ€œThe Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.โ€

They went to sleep and then around three o’clock in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and came back with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

โ€œHere,โ€ he said to the statue, โ€œeat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths’ for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.โ€