Guns (14 jokes)

What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?

Humans miss John Lennon

White people don’t shoot each other in the streets like black people do.
We do it in schools, because we have class.

Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?

Because it’s always too soon.

• 🇺🇸 America

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry.

“Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!”
Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin’ Terry.

• Dad jokes