Fantasy (74 jokes)

voldemort: so yeah suck it my soul is split across seven unique objects
harry potter: what the hell how why
voldemort: okay so first imagine we have a ledger of transactions, but instead of living in a single computer it lives on everybodys computer. now, by ‘mining’ we ca-

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Watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort’s return.

What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu

Raichu

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.

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When the fifty dwarves were down to eight, the others started getting suspicious of Hungry.

Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?

Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Why does Batman only wear dark colors?

Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

Why does Robin only wear bright colors?

Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

Why doesn’t George R.R. Martin use Twitter?

Because he killed all 140 characters.

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