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Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full
Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Excel: The glass is January 2nd
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- Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don’t know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower-case t’s start hurting
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- [15,000 BC]โฆ
- In 1920, we took children out of the coal minesโฆ
- Frederick is the best name because it has 6 names in it