I came, I clicked,
Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full
Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Excel: The glass is January 2nd
Short joke 👇
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- Almost every hand you’ve shaken have had a dick in it at some point
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- One man’s software is another man’s nightmare
- [15,000 BC]โฆ
- In 1920, we took children out of the coal minesโฆ