I came, I clicked,
Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in thirty seconds.
Short joke 👇
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
More jokes 👇
- You know who doesn’t get impostor syndrome? Cats…
- The palace of secret doors is hardly a palace, is it? …
- A prison guard went into work one day, and he was surprised to see one of his friends locked in a cell…
- Ordered “How to Scam” book months ago but still not arrived
- I could never abuse substances
- I can’t believe I failed my exam tomorrow