I came, I clicked,
I am not an early bird or a night owl.
I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I wish I was as fat as I was the day I first thought I was fat
- My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinksโฆ
- May your next shit be hedgehogs
- Men be like “I’m different”โฆ
- Before therapy: I think I’m fucked upโฆ
- “‘If you dare nothing, then, when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gainedโฆ