My girlfriend told me that I care about programming more than about her.
I told her that in array of my interests she is
 - she was satisfied
Short joke 👇
I’ve decided that from January 1st, I’m only going to watch things that are 1080p and above.
It’s my new year’s resolution.
More jokes 👇
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- I was riding in an Uber with a gay male colleague when his Grindr app notification went off on his phone…
- Australians don’t have sex…
- Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image
- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
- If you want to make the wrong decision, ask everyone