The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
Short joke 👇
As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself: maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
More jokes 👇
- I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work
- They laughed at my crayon drawing
- Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? …
- I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day
- I threw a boomerang a few years ago
- The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick