I came, I clicked,
I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really upset about it. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
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