George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew Mcconaughey got together to make a movie…

I came, I clicked,

George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew Mcconaughey got together to make a movie…
George Clooney said, “I’ll direct.”

Dicaprio said, “I’ll produce.”

And Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

A random joke?

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I showed up to my ex’s place to cash in a foot rub coupon he made me for Valentine’s Day ten years ago, his wife was kind of a bitch about it.

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”?
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

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