I came, I clicked,
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
โYou’re coming home now!โ she screamed.
โNo, I’m not,โ I laughed.
She said, โI’m talking to the kids.โ
Short joke 👇
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