On a plane full of Internet users, a man starts having a heart attack…

I came, I clicked,

On a plane full of Internet users, a man starts having a heart attack.
One of the flight attendants notices this and quickly shouts: “People of the plane, we’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”

Immediately, five people stand up and say
“I’m not a doctor, but…”

👨‍⚕️Doctor

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

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